“ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES BOWLING HAS OVER GOLF IS THAT YOU SELDOM LOSE A BOWLING BALL.”

Don Carter

“YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY IN THIS AS A PRO GOLFER. JUST ASK MY EX-WIVES. BOTH OF THEM ARE SO RICH THAT NEITHER OF THEIR HUSBANDS WORK “

Lee Trevino

MY BODY IS HERE, BUT MY MIND HAS ALREADY TEED OFF.

GOLF IS WHAT YOU PLAY WHEN YOU’RE TOO OUT OF SHAPE TO PLAY SOFTBALL.

“THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR HEAD DOWN – PLAY GOLF AND PRAY.”

Lee Trevino

A LITTLE GIRL WAS AT HER FIRST GOLF LESSON WHEN SHE ASKED AN INTERESTING QUESTION: “IS THE WORD SPELLED P-U-T OR P-U-T-T?” SHE ASKED THE   INSTRUCTOR.  “P-U-T-T IS CORRECT,” HE REPLIED. “PUT MEANS TO PLACE A THING WHERE YOU WANT IT. PUTT MEANS MERELY A VAIN ATTEMPT TO DO THE SAME THING.”

“JIM SAID HE WANTED TO GET MORE DISTANCE.  I TOLD HIM TO HIT IT AND RUN BACKWARD. “

Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

I READ THE GREENS IN SPANISH, BUT PUTT IN ENGLISH.”

Chi Chi Rodriguez

“THE ONLY THING IN MY BAG THAT WORKS IS THE BUG SPRAY.”

Bruce Lansky

GOLF IS A GAME IN WHICH THE SLOWEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE IN FRONT OF YOU, AND THE FASTEST ARE THOSE BEHIND.

“I’VE HAD A GOOD ROUND OF GOLF WHEN I DON’T FALL OUT OF THE CART ”

Buddy Hackett

I FOUND OUT THAT ALL THE  IMPORTANT LESSONS OF LIFE ARE CONTAINED IN THE THREE RULES FOR ACHIEVING  A PERFECT GOLF SWING:

  1. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
  2. FOLLOW THROUGH.
  3. BE BORN WITH MONEY